by Robert Haas
GhostShelf is an all-new, innovative way to store your magic media. Using our GhostShelf gimmick, you will be able to have your magic books or DVDs mysteriously suspended on the wall without any visible means of support. Not a magic trick, but rather a diabolical way to show off your magic.
Here are just a few important pointers about GhostShelf:
GhostShelf floats your books or DVD's in the air, mounting to any wall you wish.
GhostShelf is ideal for areas with limited space.
GhostShelf will amaze anyone who sees it.
GhostShelf levitates hardback books, paperbacks, DVDs and VHS tapes.
GhostShelf is 100% safe. It does not damage or ruin your books in any way.
GhostShelf does not use magnets or quantum physics.
GhostShelf does not require batteries.
So, just how does this work? The answer is very simple...MAGIC!
Can you figure it out? If you cannot, don't worry. You are not the only one. Here are a few more hints for you to keep in mind:
No, it does not use glue.
No, it does not use magnets.
No, it does not hang on thread.
No, it does not use electricity.
No, we do not give you a gimmicked book.
No, there are no 'blind-spots.'
No, the pictures aren't stooged.
No, you cannot sit or stand on it.
Yes, you can put a small goldfish bowl on it.
Yes, it will last a lifetime.
Yes, EVERY book is YOUR book.
Yes, you can use any books. It is easy to rearrange your books if you want.
Yes, all books will be yours.
Yes, it is silent.
Yes, it is very easy to install.
Yes, it will dock on a glass wall.
Yes, it works in any type of weather.